Diary of a Farting Creeper

Diary of a Farting Creeper Author Wimpy Fart
ISBN-10 0692600302
Release 2015-12-13
Pages 42
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$9.95 *Amazon Minecraft DISCOUNT for Limited Time* Minecraft: Diary of a Farting Creeper is a hilarious must-read for any kid who loves Minecraft. Kids ages 7+ can't wait to jump into to these Minecraft adventures! Why does the Creeper fart? Creepers are supposed to EXPLODE, but something went wrong! In the first book of this hilarious Minecraft adventure series, we get to read the diary of an actual young Minecraft Creeper. Take a peek at what is really going on in this Creeper's life and how he overcomes trouble and bullying at school. Are Creepers really different from us? You'll be surprised at what you discover. So, jump into this Minecraft adventure and find out! Scroll up and Grab your copy NOW! You'll be so happy you did: -)



Minecraft

Minecraft Author Funny Comics
ISBN-10 1514755254
Release 2015-06-29
Pages 52
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Diary Of A Friendly Minecraft Creeper What happens when a creeper gets tired of creeping and just wants to be a friend? One day a little creeper wakes up and decides to leave the cave in order to explore the wider world. He's friendly to everyone and would really like to make some non creeper friends. However most of the beings he encounters seem to be scared of him. Can the friendly creeper convince those he meets that he means them no harm or will he be forced to become a dangerous creeper like his peers? Read this illustrated story to find out! ACT NOW! Click the orange BUY button at the top of this page! Soon, you will be reading Diary Of A Friendly Minecraft Creeper from the comfort of your own home!



Diary of an Adventurous Creeper Book 1

Diary of an Adventurous Creeper  Book 1 Author Mark Mulle
ISBN-10 1511933445
Release 2015-04-29
Pages 36
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GENRE: Children's Adventure An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 Set in the enchanting world of popular video game Minecraft, Carl the creeper, a lonely creeper that yearns to be accepted by other mobs around him, finds a mysterious map that leads him to the mystical Nether world where he begins a quest to find the Blaze Guardian to have his wish to be loved granted. His biggest rivals, Sally the slime, Rowley the wild rabbit, Chima the pesky chicken, and Danny the snooty dog become the major thing standing between him and the happiness he so desperately seeks. When Carl and his rivals' lives are at stake, they have the choice to put aside their differences and fight for their survival, or continue to disagree and most likely perish. Creeper Chronicles is a story that follows the budding of friendships and explores the rewards of courage, honesty and perseverance. Other books in the Diary of an Adventurous Creeper series Book 2: Journey to the End, http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VRVVBAE/ Book 3: Dragon Savior, http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00VXJ17GI/ Author's Note: This short story is for your reading pleasure. The characters in this "Minecraft Diary Books for Kids" such as Steve, Endermen or Herobrine...etc are based on the Minecraft Game coming from Minecraft (r)/TM & (c) 2009-2013 Mojang / Notch



Stinky Steve Book One a Minecraft Mishap

Stinky Steve  Book One   a Minecraft Mishap Author P. T. Evans
ISBN-10 1536869104
Release 2016-08-02
Pages 84
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DO YOU LIKE MINECRAFT? DO YOU THINK FARTS ARE FUNNY? See what happens in the wonderful world of Minecraft when Steve can't stop farting. Are the Creepers and zombies terrified - or attracted - to Steve's toxic smell? Can Steve find a way to overcome his flatulent issue, or will it get the best of him in the end? Find out in this fun new superhero series by PT Evans and Illustrated by Jake Tashjian.Purchase both Stinky Steve 1 and 2 today for under $10!



Baby Zeke

Baby Zeke Author Dr. Block
ISBN-10 151172420X
Release 2015-04-14
Pages 92
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BOOK 1 -- Zeke was spawned as a baby zombie, and everyone made fun of him.He had no idea why he was so little when all of the other zombies he met were so big. It did not seem fair to him. But after meeting his zombie mentor, Zeb, he learns that he has special powers that will help him survive in the crazy, amazing world of Minecraft. When he later meets a chicken named Harold, his life seems to have taken a turn for the positive. But, a nighttime raid on a village begins the process that will turn his world upside down.... Baby Zeke the Chicken Jockey series is a must read for gaming fans everywhere!



Ulysses

Ulysses Author Top 100 Classic Novels
ISBN-10
Release 2015-11-03
Pages 576
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Where do they get the money? Coming up redheaded curates from the county Leitrim, rinsing empties and old man in the cellar. Then, lo and behold, they blossom out as Adam Findlaters or Dan Tallons. Then thin of the competition. General thirst. Good puzzle would be cross Dublin without passing a pub. Save it they can't. Off the drunks perhaps. Put down three and carry five. What is that, a bob here and there, dribs and drabs. On the wholesale orders perhaps. Doing a double shuffle with the town travellers. Square it you with the boss and we'll split the job, see? How much would that tot to off the porter in the month? Say ten barrels of stuff. Say he got ten per cent off. O more. Fifteen. He passed Saint Joseph's National school. Brats' clamour. Windows open. Fresh air helps memory. Or a lilt. Ahbeesee defeegee kelomen opeecue rustyouvee doubleyou. Boys are they? Yes. Inishturk. Inishark. Inishboffin. At their joggerfry. Mine. Slieve Bloom. He halted before Dlugacz's window, staring at the hanks of sausages, polonies, black and white. Fifteen multiplied by. The figures whitened in his mind, unsolved: displeased, he let them fade. The shiny links, packed with forcemeat, fed his gaze and he breathed in tranquilly the lukewarm breath of cooked spicy pigs' blood. A kidney oozed bloodgouts on the willowpatterned dish: the last. He stood by the nextdoor girl at the counter. Would she buy it too, calling the items from a slip in her hand? Chapped: washingsoda. And a pound and a half of Denny's sausages. His eyes rested on her vigorous hips. Woods his name is. Wonder what he does. Wife is oldish. New blood. No followers allowed. Strong pair of arms. Whacking a carpet on the clothesline. She does whack it, by George. The way her crooked skirt swings at each whack. The ferreteyed porkbutcher folded the sausages he had snipped off with blotchy fingers, sausagepink. Sound meat there: like a stallfed heifer. He took a page up from the pile of cut sheets: the model farm at Kinnereth on the lakeshore of Tiberias. Can become ideal winter sanatorium. Moses Montefiore. I thought he was. Farmhouse, wall round it, blurred cattle cropping. He held the page from him: interesting: read it nearer, the title, the blurred cropping cattle, the page rustling. A young white heifer. Those mornings in the cattlemarket, the beasts lowing in their pens, branded sheep, flop and fall of dung, the breeders in hobnailed boots trudging through the litter, slapping a palm on a ripemeated hindquarter, there's a prime one, unpeeled switches in their hands. He held the page aslant patiently, bending his senses and his will, his soft subject gaze at rest. The crooked skirt swinging, whack by whack by whack. The porkbutcher snapped two sheets from the pile, wrapped up her prime sausages and made a red grimace.



PMP Certification All in One For Dummies

PMP Certification All in One For Dummies Author Cynthia Snyder Stackpole
ISBN-10 9781118612446
Release 2013-08-27
Pages 912
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This completely updated guide prepares you for taking the PMP® certification exam As the most popular project management certification available, the PMP certification is very difficult to obtain and demands stringent requirements. Thankfully, this All-in-One guide is packed with valuable information that has been completely updated to offer you the most accurate and helpful information for taking the exam. The book features up-to-date content that reflects the changes in the Fifth Edition of the Project Management Body of Knowledge (PMBOK®) and helps you navigate the various requirements to become PMP certified. Plus, new review questions written by the author serve to enhance your learning process. Contains all things related to becoming PMP certified, from signing up to take the exam to becoming savvy with the essential areas of PMBOK Helps you make sense of each domain of the PMBOK: communications management, cost management, human resources management, integration management, procurement management, quality management, risk management, scope management, and time management Offers complete coverage of the challenging PMP certification requirements as well as a large selection of practice questions Features an accompanying website that contains the Dummies Test Engine that boasts hundreds of sample questions This comprehensive guide will put you on your way to becoming PMP certified. (PMP, PMI and PMBOK are registered marks of the Project Management Institute, Inc.)



Lexicon Balatronicum

Lexicon Balatronicum Author Francis Grose
ISBN-10 OXFORD:400068015
Release 1811
Pages 221
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Lexicon Balatronicum has been writing in one form or another for most of life. You can find so many inspiration from Lexicon Balatronicum also informative, and entertaining. Click DOWNLOAD or Read Online button to get full Lexicon Balatronicum book for free.



The Literature of Waste

The Literature of Waste Author S. Morrison
ISBN-10 9781137394446
Release 2015-06-03
Pages 330
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Tracing material and metaphoric waste through the Western canon, ranging from Beowulf to Samuel Beckett, Susan Signe Morrison disrupts traditional perceptions of waste to better understand how we theorize, manage, and are implicated in what is discarded and seen as garbage. Engaging a wide range of disciplines, Morrison addresses how the materiality of waste has been sedimented into a variety of toxic metaphors. If scholars can read waste as possessing dynamic agency, how might that change the ethics of refuse-ing and ostracizing wasted humans? A major contribution to the growing field of Waste Studies, this comparative and theoretically innovative book confronts the reader with the ethical urgency present in waste literature itself.



The Friendly Creeper Diaries Book 1

The Friendly Creeper Diaries  Book 1 Author Mark Mulle
ISBN-10 1533077665
Release 2016-05-04
Pages 28
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GENRE: Children's Adventure (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen) Mike has lived his whole life in his quiet village on the mountain top. His village is secluded and peaceful. The only thing that makes his village different? It is full of creepers. The friendly creepers live away from the rest of the Over World and keep to themselves. All that changes, however, when wither skeletons from the Nether start to attack Mike's village. The creepers decide they will have to go down and see the rest of the Over World to try to get some help. Along the way, Mike and his group get split up in the perils of the jungle. When Mike runs into a human boy, David, he finds his first link to this world he doesn't know much about. The two of them must survive the jungle and learn about each other. As they work to escape the jungle, they learn that they might have more in common than they originally thought - David's village is attacked by wither skeletons as well. Other books in The Friendly Creeper series Book 2: The Wither Skeleton Attack Book 3: Lucas, the Creeper King Author's Note: This short story is for your reading pleasure. The characters in this "Minecraft Adventure Series" such as Steve, Endermen or Herobrine...etc are based on the Minecraft Game coming from Minecraft (r)/TM & (c) 2009-2013 Mojang / Notc



Diary of a Farting Steve

Diary of a Farting Steve Author Fart Diaries
ISBN-10 1541366778
Release 2016-12-31
Pages 44
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What do you get when you mix Minecraft and a Christmas Party with just too much to eat? Out of control Fart-Powers, that's what! Minecraft legend Steve realizes this too late when he attends the annual Christmas Party of his village. When he eats way too much, he suddenly develops a strange Fart-Power. He can't stop passing gas, but the gas works as a new source for materials to craft! This amazing power is wonderful at first, but Steve will soon come into conflict with his nasty Town Nitwit Bolo. Once Bolo gains fart-powers of his own, Steve must stop him from destroying everything and causing the fart-apocalypse! It's an all-out fart-war, and Steve will soon realize that with great farts, comes even greater farts! GET YOUR COPY NOW!



The phantom blooper

The phantom blooper Author Gustav Hasford
ISBN-10 UOM:39015018484173
Release 1990-01-01
Pages 243
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Vietnam soldier James "Joker" Davis is in hot pursuit of the Phantom Blooper--a renegade marine, or an American deserter, who leads patrols into enemy territory--until he comes face to face with the Viet Cong and sees how the other half lives



Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Steve

Diary of a Minecraft Zombie Steve Author MC Steve
ISBN-10 1946525006
Release 2016-12-13
Pages
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Nothing will ever be the same after a boy named Beep Zombie Steve is a boisterous but kind-hearted zombie who is about to get into more he can handle with a human boy named Beep, who mysteriously appeared in the forest. Now Zombie Steve, too nice to abandon young Beep, has to play babysitter on a new quest to reunite the precocious child with his worried parents. But there will be spiders, silverfish, a miner and even a friendly wolf or two along the way. Zombie Steve knows he needs to do the right thing and bring Beep to his parents, unfortunately, his parents are avid zombie hunters! Will Zombie Steve be able to return Beep home will protecting his own (zombified) skin? Read "Beep" to find out. A hilariously written page turner, this book would be the perfect gift for Minecraft lovers of any age.



Diary of a Farting Ghast

Diary of a Farting Ghast Author M. T. Lott
ISBN-10 1537225014
Release 2016-08-23
Pages 76
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Why does a ghast have such farting problems? Read this book to find out how a Minecraft ghast learned about his farting issues and what he did about them. Learn about how his friends reacted to his stink and what he did when he met the dreaded Herobrine. This hilarious diary is great for fans of Minecraft and anyone interested in farts. I guarantee it! Makes a great gift, too...



Diary of a Minecraft Wimpy Zombie

Diary of a Minecraft Wimpy Zombie Author MC Steve
ISBN-10 1946525146
Release 2017-01-04
Pages 68
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When monsters celebrate Christmas it's time to wreck the halls... It's Christmas - time to party, and fun-loving young zombie Z is not about to disappoint! Z, monster friends Trevor, Bonnie and human boy Steve are ready to cut loose, have fun and feast on loads of pizza. Z isn't completely off the clock though, his classmates are waiting for his next piece in the school newspaper, and Z isn't about to disappoint them either. From learning how to ice skate, to sledding, to a festive New Year's party, there's fun around every corner for Z and his buddies. Even Z's moody older brother R seems to be in the spirit of things, and there's still one last bash waiting for the the young friends! What Christmas adventures are waiting for Z and the crew? Time will tell when you read "Monster Christmas" Non-stop adventure and fun, "Monster Christmas" is the perfect holiday pick for your little human.



Diary of an 8 Bit Warrior Crafting Alliances

Diary of an 8 Bit Warrior  Crafting Alliances Author Cube Kid
ISBN-10 1449482287
Release 2017-01-17
Pages 256
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Book 3 in the very popular 8-Bit Diary series where Minecraft meets Diary of a Wimpy Kid in this journal of a young Minecraft villager who dares to dream of becoming a Minecraft warrior. THESE ARE THE REAL BOOKS BY CUBE KID! DIARY OF AN 8-BIT WARRIOR: CRAFTING ALLIANCES WAS ORIGINALLY PUBLISHED AS WIMPY VILLAGER KINDLES 9 & 10. Competition stiffens in book three of the 8-Bit Diary series, as Runt's training is intensifying! After the recent mob attacks, the entire village decides to prepare for the next offensive. Fortifying the defenses, tracking down a spy, searching for new alliances . . . But Herobrine isn't having any of it . . . Can Runt increase his efforts to be one of the five best students in school and finally become the warrior of his dreams? With the help of his friends--Breeze, Max, Emerald, and Stump--Runt will face a peril greater than anything he has ever known.



The Friendly Creeper Diaries Book 2

The Friendly Creeper Diaries  Book 2 Author Mark Mulle
ISBN-10 1533476624
Release 2016-05-27
Pages 26
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GENRE: Children's Adventure (An Unofficial Minecraft Book for Kids Ages 9 - 12 (Preteen) Mike and his friend, Alex, have found safety in a human village with their new human friend, David. However, just as soon as they get settled, the village is under attack by the Nether! They quickly learn that the wither skeletons are coming after them only. But why? When David's aunt and the mayor of the village, Margery, falls into the Nether, the boys realize they must figure out just what is really going on. As they discover the legend of the king of the Nether, they know they must decide what they are going to do next - are they going to leap into the Nether or stay behind? David wants to save his aunt. Mike wants to get to the bottom of everything and be safe. Alex is anxious to know what happened to their group in the jungle. Will the boys be able to figure out their next move or are they destined to wait for the Nether to snatch them up? Other books in The Friendly Creeper series Book 1: The Creeper Village, http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01D8QYEF4/ Book 3: Lucas, the Creeper King, http://www.amazon.com/dp/B01DJ3XEM0/ Author's Note: This short story is for your reading pleasure. The characters in this "Minecraft Adventure Series" such as Steve, Endermen or Herobrine...etc are based on the Minecraft Game coming from Minecraft (r)/TM & (c) 2009-2013 Mojang / Notch